weird forward

Ok, i was on my email and i got this forward tht said, fwd:i licked my best friends boyfriend in a hole because big bird told me to and he is my leader. weird huh? then i did it myself and mine turned out to be, fwd:i kicked a football player in line at the bank cause im sexy and i do what i want. Even weirder huh? mw sis just made me one and it said, fwd:i had dinner with a laama at the dinner table because my family thinks im stupid anyway. weird. soooooooo yeah.